More Hair

I spent 45 minutes blow-drying my hair this morning. It looked nice, but my head got very very hot. Contemplating baldness...or perhaps a hat.

BTW it looked nice, but still frizzy.

Troll Hair

Spent another day today wondering why my hair doesn't look like Nicole Kidman's. I mean, I know she probably has 5 hairstylists following her around all the time, but I should think that 1 troll lady could do the work of a half-dozen hairstylists, no problem.

Jen says I am obsessing over my hair and no one notices the frizz, but the point is that I notice it. It's frizzy! It goes every which way! It snaggles and tangles and gets stuck under my collar and I don't notice until much later! And it seems sometimes as if everyone in the world has more control over their hair than I do. Plus the greying thing, which I can't bring myself to do anything about since I know I could never commit to paying the big bucks to get it dyed every 6 weeks.

All I want is for my hair to look like a Pantene ad, dammit!

What's a troll to do?