Year of the Troll Top Ten Premonitions

Hilltroll's premonitions for 2008 include:

1. Increase in tree-planting, organic gardening, and nature-based spiritualism.
2. Less TV, more books.
3. Less cars, more bikes, legs, and those annoying little scooters that I always see kids on and think they are going to veer into traffic
4. Popularity of gnomes will peak and then dwindle as people tire of the Travelocity ad campaign and their obvious theft of the gnome theme from the movie Amelie.
5. With the end of gnomish world cultural domination will come the day of the troll! Troll dolls shall abound! A trollish renaissance will light the fires of creative genius and inspire a new world order!
6. The whole world will at last realize the genius of John Bauer.
7. More butter. I like butter. This will be butter from nicely-treated cows.
8. More peace.
9. Less commuting.
10. Slidewalks.