Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Pantyhose Strangulation

I spent the day being oppressed by my tights. What freakish shape do those manufacturers think queen size women are????!!!!!!!! Jeez.

Squinchy things around my stomach make me grouchy, I am now on a mission to find good sources for thigh-high opaque stockings. In cool colors.

I would like to take these tights and wrap them extremely snugly around the neck of the person responsible for inventing the damn things. And whoever it was who made them de rigeur for office dressing.

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