For the past month I've been job-hunting, and I'm finally starting to get the hang of it. So much so that I am actually enjoying writing cover letters in a sort of masochistic, picking-at-scabs sort of way. Can I get a job getting jobs?
Perhaps I should wait until I actually get a job before I embark on a career of finding employment. Then I could put "proven ability to get a job" on the resume as one of my skills.
On another note, my really cool friend Linda came over this afternoon. I was so excited! Linda is so cool it's like having an air conditioner turned on when she comes in the door. She's so PC environmental activists blush with shame when they see her. And she's so hip, she actually has this blog as her homepage on her computer at work!
Which, since I'm not really sure that anyone else at all reads this blog, puts me in the interesting position of writing for an audience of (most likely) one. And this brings up a question or two. For example, should I be writing about Linda in the third person?
Maybe I should address you directly, Linda.
Ooh, wait, maybe not. It's always a little creepy when your computer begins to address you directly. Sorry, Linda!
But the best thing of all was we got to look at wedding dresses for Linda. Sadly, we didn't really find any she liked. Why are they all so freakin alike? It's not just that they are all white, but we couldn't find any with sleeves, either. 20,000 white strapless dresses that you can only wear once. Yikes.
Here, Linda! I found you a dress: it's not white, and it's not strapless. You just have to learn not to breathe while you wear it.
3 comments:
I'm so happy you think I'm "really cool"! What exactly do you mean by PC though? I love when you address me directly on your blog. I've never had myself mentioned on a real live website before - how exciting!!! Oh, and thanks for the dress suggestion!
PC=politically correct. Did you like the dress? I especially liked her hairdo, and I seriously covet whatever piece of furniture it is that she's sitting on.
Yes, I know PC means politically correct, but that just makes me think of all those annoying entitled berkeley people that think they know how everyone should live and arrogantly preach about it all the time. I hope that's not what you mean.
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