hideous?

The other day I looked at this blog on a computer at my work...and the color scheme was just awful! I don't know what is up with the color balance or whatever on that monitor, but the background was this disgusting yellow. Yuck. And the letters on the heading were all crowded together so they obscured my troll drawing.

Is that how the blog looks on other people's computers? On mine, the background is a nice taupe-ey beige background with dark browny-red letters. And the heading doesn't cover the troll...

Trolls in the Workplace

So on Friday we had a staff meeting, which means all the administrative staff at the Wright get together and have cake. Well, and we also discussed the new Diversity Committee.

But that's not really what I am writing about...do you ever find yourself just blurting something out that is maybe a little inappropriate? And then afterwards, you are not quite sure how inappropriate it was, or if anyone even noticed? And then you think you are a complete troll, unfit for normal human society?

So there has been some sort of kerfluffle about Richard Gere smooching a Bollywood queen or something...and the Wright librarian brings up the subject as we're all sitting around and waiting for the meeting to begin. And I swear it just slipped out...I just blurted something about why would the Bollywood peeps be upset, at least there were no gerbils involved...

And we moved on to other subjects, and I forgot all about it until the weekend, and then I started to worry that my co-workers were horribly offended that I mentioned the gerbil thing...even though they probably don't know about the gerbil thing (or does everyone know about the gerbil thing?)

I mean, it's not as though I described the gerbil thing at the staff meeting...

BTW, I do not think it's true. A person would have to be truly reprehensible to do that to a gerbil, and I don't think Richard Gere is reprehensible (though admittedly I don't know him all that well.)

Spent Monday morning in agony thinking I would get fired for saying gerbil. Got uptight. Then got over it. Love Mondays.

Exciting weekend

Hi! So here it is, in a nutshell:
nap, breakfast, walk dog, nap, nap, lunch, walk dog, bbq w friends and I drank some beer...
Sunday was more like nap, walk dog, can't do laundry because the neighbors are using the machine, pick up house, tea w Karin, geocache, feet are cold, dinner w mom.

Tahitian Hip Hop

So I got some new workout videos recently, and among them are The Tahitian Cardio Island Girl Dance Fitness Workout, as well as Tahitian Hip Hop. The teacher, Kili, is somewhat bizarre, but entertaining nonetheless.

I actually haven't tried the Hip Hop one yet because I am still trying to get the hang of the Tahitian hip thing. Since I don't have the moves totally down yet, it's not as much of a workout as I need, so I have been doing Island Girl for 20 mins or so and then switching to my Hip Hop Cardio DVD with the skittering bug lady.

Cleaning Troll (Not)

I had intended to do a spring cleaning today and yet somehow I still haven't started. Perhaps I could do it tomorrow before I leave for work?

It's not as though I've been too busy; here's my day so far:
Woke up, walked dog. Ate breakfast. Blogged.
Went back to bed.
Neighbor's kid came over, we worked out to my Island Girl video until he got bored and left.

Took a shower.
Took another nap. Justified this by telling myself that I am getting over a cold, and spring cleaning is overrated anyway.

Got up because neighbor's baby was crying. Went next door, the baby saw my giant boobs and instantly stopped crying. Held baby for a while.
Jason left with the kids, so I went home and apathetically played my uke.

And now I am drinking strong tea in hopes that the caffeine will motivate me, while blogging despite the fact that I really have nothing to say.

Troll Taxes

Spent Saturday day (prior to fab dip party) doing my taxes. That is, I spent 20 minutes doing my taxes and they were done-until Rhys called to remind me that this is a community property state and so I had to include his earnings for the first part of the year when we were still living together.

Argh.

Had to write a check to the IRS instead of getting a refund & now I am BROKE until the 1st of May. Guess I should have waited to buy that lingerie set!! (It's worth it though)

I mailed my taxes off with a postage stamp depicting Batman in a surly mood.

Dip!

Went to a fabulous dip gathering at Karin's last night--it was a dip potluck for Karin's bday. Yay, dip! I brought a vat of guacamole.

My favorite: the spinach dip on bagel chips. Mmm!

Building a Better Mousetrap

Stayed home today, which made my cold feel better!

Then I went up the street to Abigail's and spent waaaaay too much money on some lovely French lingerie.

Now I really feel better! (though I believe my checkbook is feeling a few pangs) Can I just say here how nice it was to find a pretty bra in my size? Usually once you get past a 36C the bras become these utilitarian things in beige with lots of wide elastic straps. I always think of English WWII matrons wearing them dutifully so the boys overseas can have silk for their parachutes.

When I run out of patriotic WWII imagery, I just feel as though the hideous elastic beige bras are some sort of punishment for being busty. But no more! Simone Perele has changed my life. But next time perhaps I'll buy online and save some dough...

I got this set...but in this color.

tiki tiki tiki

Found a store today that has a whole tiki section, with lots of tiki mugs & other accoutremont. I don't remember the name of it, but it's on Bancroft above Tele in Berkeley. The Goth biker chick who worked there had her dimples pierced. That's a new one on me. Does anyone know about this piercing? Through both her cheeks. Yowsa.

In other news, I have a cold. AGAIN. This is the second day and I am praying to all the gods out there that it stays mild and goes away quickly.

Yet Another Work Clothing Trauma

I understand the theory of stylish dressing-really! but sometimes the practice still eludes me and I unconsciously revert back to my hippie roots. Not that hippies aren't stylish. Just not my stylish.

So I have this great shawl-sweater-poncho garment which is very attractive on me, it is dark red and very soft (also it snags on everything, but that's another story.) I also have this skirt from J Jill; it is a longish a-line denim skirt with red and gold patchwork on part of one side. It has some hippie aspects to it but is appropriate for the office when worn with a more formal top (as compared to a see through Indian batik camisole with little mirrors sewn on, for example.)

If you haven't guessed this yet, I wore them both together on Thursday. It was a very cute outfit! But I didn't register how hippie like it was until I went to the restroom at work and realized that I looked as if Stevie Nicks had dressed me.

Very frightening; I was self-conscious the rest of the day AND I had the song "Stand Back" running through my head, which is especially bad because I don't know the lyrics so inside my head I was MUMBLING.

I was going to post a pic of Stevie Nicks looking just like I did on Thursday, but I found this one of her kissing a Catahoula Leopard Hound (Katrina rescue dog-did you know that Catahoulas are the Louisiana state dog?) and had to put it up.

PS for those of you who want to ask what is wrong with dressing like a hippie, I must admit: There is nothing wrong with that at all. For other people. But I'm done!

Troll Roots: Finding Your Inner Troll

I find myself musing tonight on my original motivations in starting this blog; it seems I have strayed from my roots, my intentions.

I wanted to express the trollness of it all, that crabby and quirky beast that lurks in us all (especially me). And to show that trolls are not really all bad, just mostly bad and endowed with many base emotions & desires and few tools for acting on those emotions & desires without irritating the hell out of the other trolls.

Have I done that? I can't say that I really have, it seems that mostly I've bitched about pantyhose, planned out new outfits, and rambled aimlessly on about almost whatever comes into my mind (luckily for you, I decline to share the other whatevers in my mind).

Have I been able to show the humanity in trolls, and the trolls in humanity, and the misery that ensues when one refuses to acknowledge one's inner troll?

Some of you may be wondering why I am even bothering to ponder the roots of this blog, so I'll go ahead and admit that today I discovered...

Did I mention what a nerd I am? OK: do a search for "hill troll" on Google...and this blog is the eleventh hit. I feel like Steve Martin did in The Jerk when his name got published in the phone book (for those of you who don't remember, this is before he discovered his "special purpose" and after he learned to distinguish shit from Shinola).